ihopeyougethitbyacar on March 31, 2026 11:54 pm How weird, im missing a screwdriver from my edible Bookcase.
Yubitzume on March 31, 2026 11:56 pm That’s how they’re installed , but remember they are reverse threaded lefty tighty
Big_Z_Beeblebrox on April 1, 2026 12:27 am Interesting, it seems black olives have a cruciform punch hole while green ones have a 5-armed hole for pushing out the pit
CeilingTowel on April 1, 2026 1:11 am That’s the wrong screw size! It can’t fit that little table in the pizza box
LumpyLow2892 on April 1, 2026 3:39 am honestly tho I’d be staring at it for a solid minute like… do I eat this or am I about to void the warranty on my stomach
Alive_Bodybuilder137 on April 1, 2026 4:11 am collect 3 more and you unlock the ability to fix the pizza mid-bite ðŸ˜
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But it is a screw head
Trader Joe’s pizza
That Philip guy must have have a fucked up shaped head
How weird, im missing a screwdriver from my edible Bookcase.
That’s how they’re installed , but remember they are reverse threaded lefty tighty
IKEA pizza?
Coroline’s eye
Bro ordered extra screws for structural support
That’s the olive’s butthole.
When fish die their eyes turn into x’s
Interesting, it seems black olives have a cruciform punch hole while green ones have a 5-armed hole for pushing out the pit
Phillips olive…
Yes, the end of an olive.
The Phillips head olive isn’t real, it can’t hurt you…
That’s the wrong screw size! It can’t fit that little table in the pizza box
It’s a 3d printed olive,save every penny they can!!!
I… DROPPED THE SCREEEEWW… IN THE PIZZA
r/suddenlymadnesscombat
I… put the screw… in the pizza!
It’s Benjamin’s button
I remember my first olive.
Yeah.. uh.. looks like. Yeh
I
Someone has a screw that looks like an olive somewhere
All pitted olives have that
It is holding the cheese on
Hmmmmmmmm idk about that one
honestly tho I’d be staring at it for a solid minute like… do I eat this or am I about to void the warranty on my stomach
collect 3 more and you unlock the ability to fix the pizza mid-bite ðŸ˜
Well, on the plus side…
It’s screwed
this is why i avoid olives. never know when you’re gonna get screwed
Unscrew it, pizza dismantles.